Funky Guy
An infusion of sea buckthorn and a cheerfully dancing orange.
Sea buckthorn is a forgotten and underestimated shrub that thrives even in the harshest environments. Its fiercely tangy and tart berries are bursting with vitamin C.
In moments of fatigue, these bright yellow, sunlit pearls awaken the wild spirit of the yellow panther in everyone.
A bold sea buckthorn flavor wrapped in the intoxicating aroma of orange.
Instructions: Pour freshly boiled water (approx. 100°C) over the tea and steep for 5–10 minutes.
Remember: your tea will only be as good as the water you use to brew it.
Funky Guy – Vitamin C at Its Best!
Ingredients: organic sea buckthorn berry pulp, dried pulp of organic orange, white hibiscus flowers, sweet blackberry leaves, organic oat grass, natural blood orange flavor, organic marigold flowers, safflower petals, organic blue cornflower petals, natural blood orange flavor.
Taste: Funky Guy is a fruit infusion that surprises with its tart and refreshing taste. The dried pulp of organic orange adds sweetness and an exotic aroma to the blend — a total explosion of flavor!
Wellness: This infusion is packed with vitamin C, which strengthens the immune system and lifts your mood. It’s a Slow Life and Zero Waste product — friendly to both your health and the planet. It contains no artificial additives or preservatives. The health benefits of each ingredient are described in detail below, in the “For the Curious” section.
Packaging: Funky Guy Piag Tea is packed in an elegant tin that will brighten up any kitchen.
The beautiful design was created by illustrator and designer Katarzyna Korzeniowska.
Each tin is carefully labeled and packed by hand.
Everything we do – we do with love.
Funky Guy – Above All, Your Smile
To drink Funky Guy and not smile is like not living at all.
This is one of the most cheerful teas in the Piag collection. Not only does it look stunning — glowing in shades of golden yellow and orange — but it also smells like the eighth wonder of the world. And how good it makes us feel… that’s an entirely different story!
Funky Guy is a treasure that absolutely must find a place in your kitchen — it takes care of your health and brings a smile to your face. You can drink it endlessly, because we’ll make sure it never runs out.
Knock on wood — may good Piag always keep Funky Guy in stock…
If you like to know more – some facts for connoisseurs:
Get to know the ingredients that make Funky Guy so special:
- Organic sea buckthorn pulp – the star of this infusion, a hardy shrub that grows even in the toughest conditions. Its intensely tart berries contain more vitamin C than any other fruit on Earth!
- Dried pulp of organic orange – adds sweetness and a hint of exotic aroma. Oranges are rich in potassium, magnesium, and folic acid, supporting heart and nervous system function.
- White hibiscus flowers – give the infusion a lovely reddish hue and have anti-inflammatory and diuretic properties. Hibiscus helps lower blood pressure and cholesterol while easing cramps and menstrual pain.
- Sweet blackberry leaves – packed with nutrients and healing properties. They contain vitamins C, A, E, K, B1, B2, B6, PP, as well as iron, calcium, magnesium, and phosphorus. Blackberry leaves help reduce fever, soothe diarrhea, and stop bleeding.
- Organic oat grass – known for its calming and relaxing effects. It contains beta-glucan, which lowers blood sugar and cholesterol, and fiber that supports digestion and prevents constipation.
- Natural blood orange flavor – enhances the taste and aroma of the infusion while offering antidepressant and energizing effects. Blood oranges contain synephrine, which boosts fat burning and physical endurance.
- Organic marigold flowers – valued for their healing and cosmetic benefits. Rich in carotenoids, they improve skin health and strengthen immunity while soothing irritation, inflammation, and infection.
- Safflower petals – a natural source of saffron, one of the world’s most precious spices. They add a beautiful golden hue to the tea and have antioxidant and mood-lifting properties. Saffron is known to improve memory, mood, and libido.
- Organic blue cornflower petals – have anti-inflammatory and antibacterial properties. Rich in anthocyanins, they protect the eyes from harmful light and enhance visual sharpness while soothing irritation and conjunctivitis.
If you like tea stories:
Funky Guy – A Tale or a Legend?
In a small village at the foot of the Rocky Mountains lived a man named Edward. But he wasn’t just any man. Known to everyone as Funky Guy, he stood out with his joyful spirit, eccentric style, and — most famously — the orange he always kept in his pocket. But his greatest secret was his favorite tea: sea buckthorn.
Every morning, Funky Guy brewed his sea buckthorn tea. He believed it gave him energy, strength, and cheer — its sharp, citrusy flavor perfectly matched his sunny personality. The villagers laughed at his odd habits, but Funky Guy didn’t mind. He danced and sang as he sipped his tea, his laughter echoing through the valley.
One sunny day, Funky Guy set out on a hike through the mountains. He carried a thermos full of his favorite tea — and, of course, an orange in his pocket. He wandered for hours, admiring the beauty of nature and humming to himself. As night fell, tired and cold, he sat on a rock and drank his tea.
Then something magical happened. Out of the darkness appeared a glowing figure — a fairy, smiling softly.
“Funky Guy,” she said, “your joy and love for life have enchanted me. As a gift, I give you this — your sea buckthorn will become a legend, and its taste will be known around the world.”
The next morning, Funky Guy woke up in his bed. His thermos was empty, orange peels lay on the table, and the fairy was gone. But he knew it hadn’t been a dream. From that day on, his tea became famous — known as Funky Guy Tea. People from all over the world came to his village to taste the magical drink that brought joy and energy.
Funky Guy lived a long, happy life, sharing his tea and his laughter with everyone around him. The legend of Funky Guy and his tea lives on — a story that reminds us to find joy in every moment and celebrate the beauty of life.
